Rules to dating a stripper….

Don’t date a stripper.

Their job is a warning…. they’ll shake and twerk for money no matter if there is a pole or not.

This girl is trying to get me to buy sex toys and come to the damn club to “keep her company” when it’s dead.

It might happen, I might just fuck her. She has no idea how much I want to eat her out…. I’m not even nervous anymore.

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kingjaffejoffer:

The good news is Herpes vaccine is on its way, bad news Gonorrhea is bout to wreck shit. 

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I do the exact same thing when there is no hot water left….

I do the exact same thing when there is no hot water left….

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countessnoir:

Look how big that things fucking wings are!


I’m not reblogging this because of the effin’ bird

There’s a bird? 

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